Comedy by Becca

This is intended to be funny, and I didn't have any direct part in writing them, I did give basic suggestions that my friend Becca then wrote down, for maybe 2 of them. Other than that the below have no input from my finger strokes other than basic editing.

Top 10 reasons Alan is a better catch than your current options...

10. He notices details. Your favorite color, who your friends are, what you like to drink.

9. He says he will let his g/f decide what to do with his hair.

8. He will play sweet love songs on the guitar outside your window in the evening that will make you melt.

7. He likes Spuderitos, He will even pay.

6. He's in Grad school ladies, that means he is in the top 10% of highly educated people in the United States. You know what they say about a guy with a big brain....
(Big feet... in the theological sense)

5. He is secretly a member of the Geek Squad and can fix your computer problems... for free. Or at most for the price of a Spuderito.

4. From frisbee to football, you can see him take control of the field. Sweat is a natural pheromone by the way...

3. He has all his mom's recipes! You can expect a homemade meal. Cookies, salmon, fajitas... that's at least 3 nights or wining and dining (4 if you throw in a spuderito one night).

2. He has a good sense of humor. Like during finals week he wears his Monty Pithon shirt that says "I'm not quite dead yet."

1. And the number one reason Alan is a better catch than your other options is...
have you looked at your other options?

Respectfully Submitted by Becca